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The worst thing about crimefighting is the laughter (oh, and the chafing)

"Alliance Assemble!"

"Allegiance Assemble!"

The people of Cincinnati, Ohio, can sleep easier knowing they’re protected by Shadow Hare and the Allegiance of Heroes — “Allegiance Assemble!” — who brave the mean streets to “intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us.”

Ohio’s WLWT, via CNN, has the laughter-inducing story.



“He may not recognize us because he’s blind, but I’ll bet he’ll recognize the taste of a good sandwich!”

Pure. Comedy. Gold.


*hangs head in shame*

Once the guy starts talking, I lost it. If you’re a super hero, you need to have a super hero voice — not the voice of a 13 year old struggling with hormonal surges.

We had a story on the local news here in the Minneapolis area about the MN losers.

Simon DelMonte

April 28, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Why is it that in the comics, and the movies, this would not seem pathetic?

And they are trying to help. Sort of. Maybe.

Simon: There is no try. Just do. And they ain’t doing it.

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