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The Walking Dead: Survivalist fiction, or a sign of things to come?

The Walking Dead, Book Four

The Walking Dead, Book Four

Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore and Charlie Adlard may have gotten things right with The Walking Dead: When the zombie apocalypse comes, it will mean the end of civilization.

Hey, I’m just repeating what researchers in Canada have found. In short, unless the undead are dealt with “quickly and aggressively,” we’ll all be doomed — or else forced to rely on our own Rick Grimes to save our sorry butts.

BBC News reports that a study by researchers from the University of Ottawa and Carleton University posed a simple, and amusingly fanboy-ish, question: If there were to be a battle between zombies and the living, who would win?

For the answer, scientists used “biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies” — and the classic slow-moving zombie model. But even with the lumbering variety, the answer is pretty grim.

“It’s imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else … we are all in a great deal of trouble,” the scientists conclude.

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I will no longer complain about the U.S. wasting money on cigarettes cause cancer studies, at least we aren’t wasting our money on the advent of a Zombie outbreak.

Can’t believe someone actually wasted money on how screwed we would be in the advent of a zombie attack.

When’s the study on how screwed we would be if the supervillains from another dimension invade?

Unless the Canadians know something we don’t….

Rick Grimes is no savior. If he showed up at my home during the onset of a zombie crisis, I’d beat him to death with the baseball bat I’ve got under my bed.

What? I’m in Manhattan. It’s cheap and it doesn’t need reloading.

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