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D’oh!: Marge Simpson poses for Playboy
Where's Nelson Muntz when you need him?
TMZ ruined a lot of people’s mornings today by revealing that The Simpsons‘ blue-haired matriarch Marge will appear on the cover of the November issue of Playboy. “Sexy cartoon lingerie” will feature in her non-nude pictorial, or whatever you’d call it, inside. That sound you heard is your childhood dying.
Link via Topless Robot, whose reaction–”I’m going to get a large glass of scotch now. I’m not sure whether I’m going to drink it or pour it in my eyes, but if a f*cking jet engine falls out of the sky on to me on the way, I won’t mind”–is typical of many Simpsons fans. (Go grab a copy of the awesome new Treehouse of Horror issue to cleanse the palate, gang.)
12 Comments
Ortiz
October 9, 2009 at 10:05 am
What about the children?! Won’t somebody please think of the children!?
Nuff’ said.
Peace.
Matt Ampersand
October 9, 2009 at 10:16 am
Wow, Playboy must be really hurting for readers.
Joe
October 9, 2009 at 10:17 am
First thing that comes to MY mind when looking for masturbatory material is Simpsons porn. I just love that sexy flat yellow skin.
Mark H.
October 9, 2009 at 10:23 am
First the post office and now Playboy, what’s the world coming to?
Juan Navarro
October 9, 2009 at 10:44 am
You know the worst part?
I think it moved.
Simon DelMonte
October 9, 2009 at 11:29 am
Hey, new Stephen King fiction.
What? I read it for the articles.
Rikk Odinson
October 9, 2009 at 11:56 am
A drawing of a fake chick covering a book of photoshopped chicks with fake body parts.
Sublime.
Cisco Kid
October 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm
*shudder*
I was 8 when the Simpsons debuted on television. This is like looking at my mom.
Sounds like a desperate gasp for attention from a dying magazine.
Flip Maker
October 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
At least it’s not difficult finding the hidden Playboy logo in this cover.
That’s about the best thing I can say about this. SO lame.
El Santo
October 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Ah, just what Playboy readers need: a cover that makes them even MORE embarrassed for flipping through Playboy at the local news stand.
Seriously, this looks like that ridiculous cartoon porn you accidentally google when you have the SafeSearch off.
D. Peace
October 10, 2009 at 12:06 am
If you think that’s hideous, sad and bizarre, (and Christ help you if you don’t) wait til you see Dilbert’s pictorial in PLAYGIRL.
Bill
October 13, 2009 at 3:28 pm
See the pictures now at thatswag com/marge