Stark Industries working around the clock on new Mets uniform

The Real Dirty Mets Blog revealed some good news for fans of the New York Mets in late August — apparently they’re getting a new injury-proof uniform for next season.

“It will make sure that all the injuries of 2009 will never happen again,” the blog reports. “No word on how much it will cost to put into production but sources say the first two will go to Carlos Beltran and Johan Santana.”

(Thanks David!)