Robot 6

If, 18 years from now, you hear about a felon named Batman Myerzowski, you’ll know why

The guy has t-shirts made up and everything

The guy has t-shirts made up and everything

This smacks of some sort of pr stunt/scam (note all the links to some site called K-Z Entertainment) but … apparently a gentleman on Facebook has started a fan page where he promises to name his soon-to-be-born child Batman if he gets over 500,000 followers. He’s already well past the 900,000 mark, so I suppose the poor unborn tot (the due date is next month) is doomed to bear the Caped Crusader’s moniker until he’s old enough to head to the local registar’s office. Hopefully his younger brother, Zur En Arrh, will deflect some of the massive bullying and teasing he will receive during his K-12 schooling.



Just like Batman Jones!

This kid can join a support group with 10-year old Harley Quinn Smith and four-year old Kal-el Cage.

I can only imagine this will be like the song “Boy Named Sue”, and in the end the son will appreciate that all the teasing he got for his name made him tough, and he’ll thank his dad (after a knife fight, of course).

Or he’ll just hate his parents even more than teenagers normally do. It could be fun to see which!

Green Lantern Henderson

January 1, 2010 at 2:02 pm

worked out okay for me!

that’s preposterous! who would bully batman??

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