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Have you seen this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Marathon County Sheriff's Department

Well, not this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but one who looks a lot like him. Police in Marathon County, Wisconsin, have released a photo of the type of mask — Raphael, I do believe! — used last week in the robbery of a Wendy’s in the delightfully named town of Rib Mountain. That’s right, a Wendy’s, not a pizza parlor.

According to WSAW-TV, employees arrived to work last Monday morning to find Raphael and another man, wearing a nondescript black ski mask, already inside. Detectives say one suspect had a gun, and the two duct-taped the employees’ hands and ankles before making off with an undisclosed amount of cash.

There’s no mention of how the robbers got inside the restaurant. I’d suggest that police start by searching for sewer access. But be warned: The suspect is believed to be cool but crude.

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“Not a pizza parlor.”

Oh man, Kevin. That is the line of the day right there.

“The suspect is believed to be cool but crude.”

With this statement, you just won the internet.

What’s the world coming to. It used to be “Turtles fight with honor”, but now it’s stuff like this.

Daaaaamn!

Reminds me of the season 2 episode of the original TMNT animated series Return of the Shredder in which ole Shredhead hired some thugs to dress as the turtles and rob banks and stuff…..*lol*

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