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NPR uncovers Superman and Wonder Woman’s morning-after texts

Hot on the heels of the announcement that Superman and Wonder Woman will become a romantic couple in Justice League #12, Glen Weldon from National Public Radio’s Monkey See blog has “intercepted a series of texts” between BigRedESS and 1derWymyn that suggest how long this relationship will last. Visit the link for the whole, sordid conversation, but here’s a taste:

BigRedESS (5:50 a.m.): wow you got out of bed fast

BigRedESS (5:51 a.m.): mouthwash is in the medicine cabinet top left

1derWymyn (5:52 a.m.): DUDE. WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME? I AM RIGHT HERE.

BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): goooood moooorning!!!!!!!!!!

BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): ?

BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): u r shouting at me now but u r still cute not a morning person i guess ok lol

1derWymyn (5:53 a.m.): OKAY SINCE YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION WE’LL DO IT THIS WAY. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LOOKING FOR THE MOUTHWASH? ARE YOU X-RAY VISION-ING ME? IN THE BATHROOM? SERIOUSLY?

1derWymyn (5:55 a.m.): NO ANSWER?

BigRedESS (5:56 a.m.): lucky guess

BigRedESS (6:00 a.m.): u were great last nite :O

BigRedESS (6:01 a.m.): hello?

BigRedESS (6:02 a.m.): helloooooo? my amazon princess? xxoo

BigRedESS (6:03 a.m.): haha you flew out the bathroom window lol u r funny too :)

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Wow. My tax dollars at work. Thanks NPR, you suck.

Such a terrible cover. The posture is so stiff as to convey neither tenderness, romance, nor eroticism, and Wonder Woman’s waist is drawn narrower than her thighs. What’s up with that?

Wow Chap!

Yes, the NPR post was silly but I’d like to see you complain the next time I get my cable bill and wonder why I subsidize Fox News–a channel owned by a bunch of non-US born citizens or businesses and that lies 24 hrs a day and actually makes people stupider than if they watched no TV at all.

Please argue that Chap or let NPR off with what was an admittedly silly yet harmless post.

My IQ just went down

Ah, Glen Weldon, the epitome of pretentious snark.

NPR’s great. But they’re wrong, the two wouldn’t have any post lovemaking talk. Superman would kiss her, Wonder Woman would forget they ever had sex and that would be that.

That was absolutely dreadful.
What’s sad is that Glen Weldon actually thought “Yes, this is funny right here! Time to post!”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Whoever came up with those lousy excuses for entertainment had to have been out of his head.

Truthiness,

Who said I like Fox News? They suck too. Cancel your cable if don’t like it. I’m not paying for your cable bill.

whats sad is I’m sure the actual issue will be as bad as what I just read…..

Wow, NPR listeners have no sense of humor at all.

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