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NPR uncovers Superman and Wonder Woman’s morning-after texts
Hot on the heels of the announcement that Superman and Wonder Woman will become a romantic couple in Justice League #12, Glen Weldon from National Public Radio’s Monkey See blog has “intercepted a series of texts” between BigRedESS and 1derWymyn that suggest how long this relationship will last. Visit the link for the whole, sordid conversation, but here’s a taste:
BigRedESS (5:50 a.m.): wow you got out of bed fast
BigRedESS (5:51 a.m.): mouthwash is in the medicine cabinet top left
1derWymyn (5:52 a.m.): DUDE. WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME? I AM RIGHT HERE.
BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): goooood moooorning!!!!!!!!!!
BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): ?
BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): u r shouting at me now but u r still cute not a morning person i guess ok lol
1derWymyn (5:53 a.m.): OKAY SINCE YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION WE’LL DO IT THIS WAY. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LOOKING FOR THE MOUTHWASH? ARE YOU X-RAY VISION-ING ME? IN THE BATHROOM? SERIOUSLY?
1derWymyn (5:55 a.m.): NO ANSWER?
BigRedESS (5:56 a.m.): lucky guess
BigRedESS (6:00 a.m.): u were great last nite :O
BigRedESS (6:01 a.m.): hello?
BigRedESS (6:02 a.m.): helloooooo? my amazon princess? xxoo
BigRedESS (6:03 a.m.): haha you flew out the bathroom window lol u r funny too
11 Comments
Chap
August 23, 2012 at 10:08 am
Wow. My tax dollars at work. Thanks NPR, you suck.
Ian Thal
August 23, 2012 at 10:09 am
Such a terrible cover. The posture is so stiff as to convey neither tenderness, romance, nor eroticism, and Wonder Woman’s waist is drawn narrower than her thighs. What’s up with that?
Truthiness
August 23, 2012 at 10:21 am
Wow Chap!
Yes, the NPR post was silly but I’d like to see you complain the next time I get my cable bill and wonder why I subsidize Fox News–a channel owned by a bunch of non-US born citizens or businesses and that lies 24 hrs a day and actually makes people stupider than if they watched no TV at all.
Please argue that Chap or let NPR off with what was an admittedly silly yet harmless post.
AntAndAardvark
August 23, 2012 at 11:33 am
My IQ just went down
Eric
August 23, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Ah, Glen Weldon, the epitome of pretentious snark.
Ian Boothby
August 23, 2012 at 5:10 pm
NPR’s great. But they’re wrong, the two wouldn’t have any post lovemaking talk. Superman would kiss her, Wonder Woman would forget they ever had sex and that would be that.
MAD
August 23, 2012 at 5:36 pm
That was absolutely dreadful.
What’s sad is that Glen Weldon actually thought “Yes, this is funny right here! Time to post!”
Acer
August 23, 2012 at 6:05 pm
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Whoever came up with those lousy excuses for entertainment had to have been out of his head.
Chap
August 24, 2012 at 5:29 am
Truthiness,
Who said I like Fox News? They suck too. Cancel your cable if don’t like it. I’m not paying for your cable bill.
james
August 25, 2012 at 4:58 am
whats sad is I’m sure the actual issue will be as bad as what I just read…..
Daniel
August 28, 2012 at 11:56 am
Wow, NPR listeners have no sense of humor at all.