Loveness Explores the Roots of the Friendship Between Rocket & "Groot"
Hot on the heels of the announcement that Superman and Wonder Woman will become a romantic couple in Justice League #12, Glen Weldon from National Public Radio’s Monkey See blog has “intercepted a series of texts” between BigRedESS and 1derWymyn that suggest how long this relationship will last. Visit the link for the whole, sordid conversation, but here’s a taste:
BigRedESS (5:50 a.m.): wow you got out of bed fast
BigRedESS (5:51 a.m.): mouthwash is in the medicine cabinet top left
1derWymyn (5:52 a.m.): DUDE. WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME? I AM RIGHT HERE.
BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): goooood moooorning!!!!!!!!!!
BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): ?
BigRedESS (5:52 a.m.): u r shouting at me now but u r still cute not a morning person i guess ok lol
1derWymyn (5:53 a.m.): OKAY SINCE YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION WE’LL DO IT THIS WAY. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LOOKING FOR THE MOUTHWASH? ARE YOU X-RAY VISION-ING ME? IN THE BATHROOM? SERIOUSLY?
1derWymyn (5:55 a.m.): NO ANSWER?
BigRedESS (5:56 a.m.): lucky guess
BigRedESS (6:00 a.m.): u were great last nite :O
BigRedESS (6:01 a.m.): hello?
BigRedESS (6:02 a.m.): helloooooo? my amazon princess? xxoo
BigRedESS (6:03 a.m.): haha you flew out the bathroom window lol u r funny too