She-Hulk sought after McDonald’s assault
If anyone happens to have the number for S.H.I.E.L.D., please pass it along to police in York, England. They need help tracking down, well … the She-Hulk.
The York Press reports a green woman with dyed-red hair is wanted in connection with an attack on a 17-year-old girl outside a McDonald’s in the early hours of April 26. “This appears to have been a wholly unprovoked assault,” a police officer tells the newspaper. “Thankfully the injuries were not too severe. However, the outcome could have been far more serious.”
The suspect is described as being in her late teens or early 20s, 5 feet 8 inches tall with a medium build, which sounds less like She-Hulk and more like Jennifer Walters. Her current whereabouts are unknown, but we have it on good authority that she has a great lawyer.