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She-Hulk sought after McDonald’s assault

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If anyone happens to have the number for S.H.I.E.L.D., please pass it along to police in York, England. They need help tracking down, well … the She-Hulk.

The York Press reports a green woman with dyed-red hair is wanted in connection with an attack on a 17-year-old girl outside a McDonald’s in the early hours of April 26. “This appears to have been a wholly unprovoked assault,” a police officer tells the newspaper. “Thankfully the injuries were not too severe. However, the outcome could have been far more serious.”

The suspect is described as being in her late teens or early 20s, 5 feet 8 inches tall with a medium build, which sounds less like She-Hulk and more like Jennifer Walters. Her current whereabouts are unknown, but we have it on good authority that she has a great lawyer.

The She-Hulk attack follows a recent Times Square assault and Hollywood Boulevard mugging by Spider-Man. If ever we needed the Batman of Bradford, it’s now.

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15 Comments

That’s Blanka.

No, definately She-Hulk. Blanka’s hair was more spikey and orange. Also, no electricity attack :)

More like Lyra than Jennifer Walters.

Green skin and Red Hair is more like Poison Ivy, she hulk has Green hair…

Oh please that’s not She-Hulk, it’s an Orion.

This is in my hometown….its such a quiet place and today the police presence was insane!

“Thankfully the injuries were not too severe. However, the outcome could have been far more serious.”

Translation: nothing happened. Pigs will do anything to make things sounds melodramatic.

bandy: stfu

It’s a Skrull trying to give She-Hulk a bad name.

Michael Sacal

May 8, 2013 at 12:21 pm

“This appears to have been a wholly unprovoked assault” I’d argue that painting herself green to make it difficult to identify her indicates that it was premeditated.

Derek Metaltron

May 8, 2013 at 12:23 pm

Where Captain Britain, Spitfire and Union Jack when you need them? ;) Sounds like this was planned to me.

I always like to make jokes at the expense of anthers beating to.

The She-Hulk didn´t do it… it was that red-head enemy of Fred from THE PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO: THE RED HERRING!

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